Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to
keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my
mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my
daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"  
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"