BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE HEARD SOME OF THESE!
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on
the way down."
a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
as country as cornflakes."
is gooder'n grits."
than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
things get any better, I may have to hire someone
to help me enjoy it."