A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone  to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes  he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call  the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would  determine which o f them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around  the conference room table, the interviewer asked,  "What is the  fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A  THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

"That's very good!" replied the  interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man. "Hmmm...let  me see. "A blink!  It comes and goes and you don't know that it  ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer.  "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche  for speed." He then  turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out  at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the  light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A  LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of"

The interviewer was very impressed with  the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat  the speed of light," he said.

Turning to Bubba,  the fourth and final man, the interviewer  posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers,  it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is  DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?"  said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said Old Bubba.  "You  see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the  bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had  already shit my pants."

Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart  near you!  You probably will think of this every time  you enter a Wal-Mart from now  on!..........

Have a good  day!!