Funny Fun Pages - Fun with Lions - Funny Joke

 

 

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The first one reveals that this started circulating when President Clinton was in office!

 

 

 Some lions mate over 50 times a day. 
 According to Men's Health magazine, the male lion can have

 sex as often as 100 times a day. In fact, at 103 times a

 day, the other animals stop calling him "King of the Jungle"

 and start calling him "President of the United States." 


 Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

 The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint -
    no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.


 A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking

 for something to eat.  He came across two men.  One was

 sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was

 typing away on his typewriter.  The lion quickly pounced

 on the man reading the book and devoured him.  Even the

 king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers

 cramp.

 


 Two guys are chatting in a bar.  One says "Did you know

 that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

 "Damn," says his friend. " and I just joined the Elks." 

 

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