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THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

The chip is engineered to be implanted into terrorists.  The implant is specifically designed to be installed in their foreheads.  When properly installed it will instantly allow the implantee to speak to God. 


 
It Comes in various sizes:

 

 

The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.  


The implant may or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site. 

 

 

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.


Best regards,  

United States Armed Services 

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