Funny Fun Pages - A Redneck Love Story - Funny Joke

 

 

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Bubba meets the girl of his dreams,
his first cousin Emmy Lou.




He takes her out for a special dinner,




and shows her a good time at the
Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.




The next weekend
Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.




Later that night, he romances her under
special mood lighting.




A week or so later, Bubba realizes
this relationship is getting serious.
He makes reservations for a
Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was
so impressed with his thoughtfulness,




then next weekend they consumated their relationship
at the Soap & Suds Laundromat !




A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou
at the Pizza Palace,




and he presents her with a really purdy
engagement ring.




During a break at their wedding reception, he
tells her how much he loves her




Then they're off to their own
special honeymoon suite,





Their favorites wedding gifts.?

Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ




Bubba takes his new bride home.




On Saturday it's chores day,
so he starts out cutting the grass
with his second hand riding mower.




Then Bubba decides to fix a few
things around the house.
He makes the bathroom a little
nicer for his sweetie,




replaces the mirror on her car,




and installs a new flat screen TV
in the living room !




Bubba works hard at his job every day.
He does the best that he can with
only a 5th grade education.




Pretty soon, Bubba spreads their good news.
Bubba Jr. has arrived !




Now they are a family.
They are so proud of Jr. and marvel

at how he gets cuter every day.




8 years later (yes 8), Bubba Jr. starts kindergarten.
Jr. loves riding on the School Bus.




After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. finally
graduates to first grade.
To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. and his
classmates on a trip to town.




After years of hard work, Bubba and the family
move to a different state and settle into
their new DREAM HOME on the river,



where they live happily ever after !
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