I was sittin' in traffic listenin' to the radio George Strait was singin' "Seashores of Old Mexico" It sounded so good I got an idear I'm gonna go there since they're all over here. The Lone Star State should be renamed "TEXICO"

So long, Texas.. Hello, Mexico. I'm gonna swim the Rio Grande at El Paso. I'm leavin' tonight I ain't gonna pack. I'm only takin' the clothes on my back.

So long Texas, Hello Mexico

I'll drive a rattletrap car with no liability, I'll demand equal rights though I'm there .. illegally.
I'll protest in the streets 'til they finally grant 'em.

Sing English words to their National Anthem..

HEY! El Presidente What's right for your people should be right for me

There's no controlling that tide that keeps rolling across the line.

This old Texas cowboy feels like my home state is no longer mine.

So long, Texas.. Hello, Mexico I'm gonna swim the Rio Grande at El Paso. I'm leavin' tonight. I ain't gonna pack. I'm only takin' the clothes on my back

So long Texas, Hello Mexico

YEP! Turnabout's fair play HECK! I already LOVE the food AND TEQUILA! I'm gonna fly that Lone Star flag and Old Glory EVERY DAY. I'm gonna celebrate every Fourth of July. I'm gonna make them print them forms in English just for ME! I'm gonna marry me a pretty senorita and we're gonna have free medical care and free education for ALL our kids! Heck! Playin' my ol' guitar's the only OTHER skill I've GOT!

Hmm - I wonder if I'll see ol' George Strait over there