You know you're going to have a bad day when: you had trouble getting out of bed 
you washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it your new diet doesn't seem to be working 
you pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise
your new hat looked better on you at the store
your old hat doesn't seem quite right either
the dry cleaners shrunk your favorite outfit
you keep losing things
you have a stiff neck
the boss chewed you out at work
you got caught in the rain at lunchtime
the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you
you feel trapped
traffic on the way home was brutal
uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime
dinner left you feeling a bit queasy 
you're alone in the house at night and you hear a noise in the basement
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