Cannibal Restaurant Menu

A cannibal was walking through the  jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the  menu...

+  Broiled Missionary:   $10.00
+  Fried Explorer:         $15.00
+  Grilled Republican:   $20.00
+  Baked Democrat:    $100.00





The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a price  difference for the Democrat?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!!