What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite

Where does Santa buy his gardening tools from?
Frosty the Hoeman

Why is Rudolph always wet?
Because he is a rain-deer

Why did the elf put a clock in Santa's sleigh?
He wanted to see time fly

Why is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet?
No "L" (Noel)

What is the name of the tenth reindeer?
Olive (the other reindeer)

What's Santa Claus's favorite cable program?
St. Nick at Nite

Where do giant Eskimos live?
Bigloos.

What does a cat get when it is walking on a beach Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws

Who is the reindeer with the worst manners?
Rudolph (Rude-olph)

Why was Santa's helper depressed?
Because he had low elf-esteem