Funny Fun Pages - First and Second - Funny Joke

 

 

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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same ailment.

Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

 

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

 

 
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.

Why the different treatments for the two patients?
 
The first is a Golden Retriever.
 
The second is a Senior Citizen.
 
Next time take me to a Vet!

 

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