Funny Fun Pages -A Memo From Mary Jo Kopechne - Funny Joke
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My
name is Mary Jo Kopechne.
I
would have been 65 years of age this year.
Read
about me and my killer below:
When
Sen. Ted Kennedy was merely just another Democrat bloating
on Capitol Hill on behalf of liberal causes, it was
perhaps excusable to ignore his deplorable past.
But
now that he's become a leading Republican attack dog,
positioning himself as Washington's leading arbiter
of truth and integrity, the days for such indulgence
are now over.
It's
time for the GOP to stand up and remind America why
this chief spokesman had to abandon his own presidential
bid in 1980 - time to say the words "Mary Jo Kopechne"
out loud.
As
is often the case, Republicans have deluded themselves
into thinking that most Americans already know the story
of how this "Conscience of the Democratic Party"
left Miss Kopechne behind to die in the waters underneath
the Edgartown Bridge in July 1969, after a night of
drinking and partying with the young blonde campaign
worker. But most Americans under 40 have never heard
that story, or details of how Kennedy swam to safety,
then tried to get his cousin Joe Garghan to say he was
behind the wheel.
Those
young voters don't know how Miss Kopechne, trapped inside
Kennedy's Oldsmobile, gasped for air until she finally
died, while the Democrats' leading Iraq war critic rushed
back to his compound to formulate the best alibi he
could think of.
Neither
does Generation X know how Kennedy was thrown out of
Harvard on his ear 15 years earlier -- for paying a
fellow student to take his Spanish final. Or why the
US Army denied him a commission because he cheated on
tests.
As
they listen to the Democrats' "Liberal Lion"
accuse President Bush of "telling lie after lie
after lie" to get America to go to war in Iraq,
young voters don't know about that notorious 1991 Easter
weekend in Palm Beach when Uncle Teddy rounded up his
nephews for a night on the town, an evening that ended
with one of them credibly accused of rape.
It's
time for Republicans to state unabashedly that they
will no longer "go along with the gag" when
it comes to Uncle Ted's rants about deception and moral
turpitude inside the Bush White House.
And
if the Republicans don't, let's do it ourselves by passing
this forgotten disgrace around the Internet to wake
up memories of what a fraud and fake Teddy really is.
The
Democratic Party should be ashamed to have the national
disgrace from Massachusetts as their spokesman.
Please
pray for our Troops fighting for us. God Bless you All.