What do you believe about birthdays?

Idealism: Happy Birthday.

Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday.

Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday.

Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?

Taoism: It's everybody's birthday.

Buddhism: If your birthday party was held
in the forest and nobody came...
would it make a sound?

Existentialism:
Your birthday means nothing to me.

 

Sarcasm: You don't look half bad
for someone twice your age.