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* Several members who have been in the hospital are not on
their way to recovery, for which we are thankful.

* The Jack and Kill Daycare is looking for someone to help
part time on Saturdays.

* We'll kick off the Christmas season this morning with our
first hymn, "The First Nowell"

* Our Wednesday Night Family Cafeteria meal will feature a
variety of Chinese dishes including One Ton Soup.

* Saturday the Youth Group will Serenade a number of our
Seniors with Christmas Thongs.

 

* Last Saturday the Men's Group had a great fellowship that
included good conversation and delicious coffee. Special
thanks to Kate Michels for providing teats.

* The Youth Group had a scavenger hunt, did face painting,
and played a game called, "Find the gun." They had a great
time.

* The Pastor's Corner: A Personal Massage from Jesus.

* Don't forget to make some New Year's Resolutions. It's a
great way to start off with a new ear.

 

* Due to Construction on the North side of the parking lot,
we will soon be changing entrances. Please exit the new
driveway which is the one in between the old entrance and
the old exit. Please exit from the new exit which is the
old entrance.

* What are you doing for Lunch Tuesday? Local Funeral
Director Barry Gilbert will talk about the benefits of
cremation.

* The Riegieman Chiropractic Center will host Kid's Day this
Saturday. They'll be treating the youth group to spinal
exams, backpack checks, I.D. Cards, etc.

* Events: December 9th, Christmas Caroling at the Parkview
Nursing Home 7:00 p.m., December 10th, Breakfast with Satan
6:00 to 9:00 a.m. in the Fellowship Hall.

 

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