A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street.
"Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?"



The well-dressed gentleman responds,
"You are not going to spend it on
liquor are you?"

"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
You are not going to throw it
away gambling, are you?" asks the gentleman.

"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.



"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course
for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.

"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."
The man asks the bum if he
would like to come home with him for
a home cooked meal. The bum accepts
eagerly. While they are heading for
the man's house, the bum's curiosity
gets the better of him. Isn't your
wife going to be angry when she sees a
guy like me at your table?"



"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it.
I want her to see what
happens to a guy who doesn't drink,
gamble or play golf. "