A Cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant run
 by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked
over the menu...
 
Broiled Missionary. . . . . . . . . . $10.00
Fried Explorer. . . . . . . . . . . . . $15.00
Baked Politician. . . . . . . . . . .$10,000

 
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one?"