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Telemarketer Comebacks

  • In the middle of the caller's memorized sales pitch, interrupt with, "What causes a hiccup?"

  • When someone asks whether a spouse is at home, "Yes, but I never allow him/her to talk to strangers.

  • You want to sell me insurance? I've been trying to get insurance for years, but nobody will sell me any!

  • To a salesperson hawking a rug-cleaning service, whisper, "Do you get goat's blood out? How about identifiable fibers and that DNA stuff?"

  • Another response to rug-cleaners or any person offering house cleaninng... (Break into tears and say), "Is this some kind of joke? My house burned down last night! We lost everything!"

  • To a phone company solicitor, "That sounds great! Wait, can you hold for a minute?" (Leave the phone off the hook until he hangs up.)

  • Keep an air horn handy and use it.

  • Use your touch-tone phone to annoy the caller by playing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
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