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The 'Hormone Hostage' knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

 

   DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
   SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
   SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

   ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

   DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
   SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
   SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

   ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

   DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
   SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
   SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

   ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

   DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
   SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
   SAFEST: Can I get you something to drink with that?

  ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

   DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
   SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
   SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
   ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

   12 Things PMS Stands For
 
   1. Pass My Shotgun
   2. Psychotic Mood Shift
   3. Perpetual Munching Spree
   4. Puffy Mid-Section
   5. People Make Me Sick
   6. Provide Me with Sweets
   7. Pardon My Sobbing
   8. Pimples May Surface
   9. Pass ! My Sweatpants
   10.Plainly - Men Suck
   11. Pack My Stuff

   And my favourite one...
 
   12.    Potential Murder Suspect!

   Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends
and those who might need a good Laugh!
Or men who need a warning.   
And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings!

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