MY PHILOSOPHY ON HOUSECLEANING     I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because . My husband will never be able to find them again.     I don't do gourmet meal when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.  I don't iron because ...  I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! REMEMBER . . . .       Please share the fun with your friends!   Your message will appear here.