After the tourist from Tennessee had been served in a Las Vegas  cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all  sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

  "Lord,  that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she  looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin'  too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my  room?"   When  the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the  waitress asked, "Will there be anything else,  sir?"

  "Why  yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for  me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee  we lack our bourbon real  cold, so  ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

Don't ya just LOVE those 'accents' from the South.....