The
Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309
Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
As
a native Washingtonian and excellent customer of the
Internal
Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have
contacted
the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort
to
determine
the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred
me
to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U. S.
Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was
recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted.
If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate,
as an illegal alien who has been in the United States
for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen
is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of
the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one
and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been
here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited
about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return
for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an
excellent result for me and my family because we paid
heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that
my daughter would eceive preferential treatment relative
to her law school applications. If you would provide me
with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively
if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Moi
