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The boss of a Madison Avenue  advertising agency called a spontaneous  staff  meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful  week.  When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the  benefits of having fun, told  the burnt out staff the purpose of  the meeting was  to have a quick contest. 

The  theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of  Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a  Top Ten List.

With all the laughter and camaraderie,  the rest of  the week went very well  for everyone.

The top ten were:

 

Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
Viagra, Like a rock!
Viagra, When it  absolutely, positively has to be  there overnight.
Viagra, Be all that you can be.
 Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
 Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a  woman.
Viagra, home of the whopper!
  Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the  unanimous number one slogan:

This is your  penis. This is your penis on drugs


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