One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.  A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I re attached them, and 8 months
later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I re attached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.  Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.  All I had left to work with
was the horse's blond mane and a big ass.  Now she's the Senator from
New York."