Why do turkeys eat so little?
They're always stuffed!

Why was the United Nations
worried when a waiter
dropped a platter of turkey?
It meant the fall of Turkey,
the ruin of Greece,
and the break-up of China.

Why were the cranberries red?
They saw the turkey dressing!

What type of key do
you use on Thanksgiving?
A tur-key!

What type of music
did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth ROCK!

What was the turkey doing in
the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Play the drumsticks!

Why is turkey a good holiday food?
You can gobble it up!

How do you feel after
going to a Thanksgiving feast?
Chili!

Why do turkeys go
gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned
their table manners!

Which side of a turkey
are the feathers on?
On the outside!

don't forget to pass the riddles along
to your friends, family and co-workers

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