'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned ---
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation
with all of my might.

Tossing and turning
with anticipation......
The thought of a snack
became infatuation.....
So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge
full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey
and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
beans and tomatoes..

I felt myself swelling
so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling.
Floating into the sky....
With a mouthfull of pudding
and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as
I sored past the trees.......

HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!

PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!

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