TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY
AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T

Reach in and grab the giblets.

Whew, that's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Tying the legs together
will keep the insides moist.

Talk about a huge breast!

"and he forced his way into the end zone..."

She's 5000 pounds fully inflated
and it takes 15 men to hold her down.

It's Cool Whip time!!!!

If I don't unbuckle my pants,
I'm going to burst!

It must be broken, cause when
I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

don't ya love em?? pass em along!!!

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