THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS

 
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him what is wrong with him.

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God listened and said

that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be called woman.

God told him that

"This pretty lady will gather the food for you,

she will cook for you,

and when you discover clothing,

she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with

every decision you make

and she will never nag you.

She will always be the first

to admit she was wrong and

when you've had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children.

and never ask you to get up

in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will NEVER, ever have a headache

and will freely give you love and passion

whenever you need it or want it".

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost me?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam said, "What can I get for a rib?"

and of course the rest is history.