An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm
trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped
out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and
threw them out the hospital
window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a
hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,

"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:
"I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."