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Martha Stewart - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

Martha Stewart - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Maxine - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.

Martha Stewart - If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up".
Maxine - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

Martha Stewart - Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine - Celery? Never heard of it!

 

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