If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have
$16.50 of the original $1,000.00.



With Worldcom, you would
have less than $5.00 left.



If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of
Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.



Based on the above, my current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is my new retirement program.
I call it my 401Keg program