Today I got up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast
I slipped on the stairs and got a big bump on my head.

To calm me down, my wife gave me a cup of coffee;
I burned my tongue because it was too hot.

I put a slice of bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out
I got an electric shock that sent me on my behind.

The telephone rang, it was the office just to tell
me that last night the safe was broken into.

I decided this was a good time to take a nice hot shower
and relax in order to bring down my stress

When I was done, I felt so good, I decided to be
productive and clean the shower doors......

That's when it happened.....

 

 

 

 

Darn they're such a PAIN!!