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A young man wanted to purchase a gift
for his new sweetie for Valentine's
Day. As they had not been dating very
long, it was very difficult decision.
After careful consideration he decided
a good gift would be a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his sister, he went to
the store and bought the gloves. His
sister purchased a pair of panties at
the same time.
The
clerk carefully wrapped both items but
in the process got them mixed up. The
sister was handed the gloves and the
young man got the panties.
The young man mailed his Valentine's
Day gift with the following note:
"This special Valentines Day gift
was chosen because I noticed you are
in the habit of not wearing any when
we go out in the evenings. If it had
not been for my sister, I would have
chosen the ones with buttons, but she
prefers short ones that are much easier
to remove.
"These are a lovely shade, the
lady I bought them from showed me the
pair she had been wearing for the past
three weeks and they were hardly soiled.
I had her try yours on for me and they
looked quite lovely.
I wish I was there to put them on you
for the first time; no doubt, other
hands will come into contact with them
before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to
blow on them lightly before putting
them away as they will naturally be
a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I'll be kissing
them in the future. I hope you'll wear
them Friday night for me.
Love,
Cuddle Bear
p.s.
The sales lady says the latest style
is to wear them folded down with just
a little fur showing.
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