A
guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing
"Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with
hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume
bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His
curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to
the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says: "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine
cards signed: 'Guess who?'"
