Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... 


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, gives it to his wife to put in Wendy's chili... he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.



If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.



If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.



If your friend is shot by a deranged madwoman, you blame the gun manufacturer.



I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

 


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates!!